Can you relate?

The suitcase…
The dark hole…
The trash can…

Husband:

Why do you just throw it in there?
I can’t ever find anything in here!
This is ridiculous!

Kids:
It’s too heavy mama!
Ooohhhh…. skittles!!

Me:
OMG! I really need to clean this thing out.
(Digging for chapstick) ahhhh!!! Great… Raisinets under my finger nails. NASTY!

OK! I’ll clean it!

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February 11, 2016

Before my recent trip to New York City I bought a new purse. It was a bright reddish/kinda orange bag from Wal-Mart. I loved it. It was big, bright and new.

Shortly after returning home I noticed the smell. What the devil is it?!?! I pulled out the contents one by one ultimately finding cream and crumbs of an oatmeal cream pie attached to most of my belongings. My favorite was my laptop charger… I took a “fragrance free” Huggies Natural Care wipe and dug out all of the food from the crevices in the power cord. A few more wipes covered in Little Debbie snack food and I could no longer visually see how nasty I am. The smell grew worse.

Oatmeal cream pie + “fragrance free” wipe = OMG! It smells so bad I’m going to throw up!

So I moved all my stuff to my bookbag. I’m carrying a bookbag!!! Ok…this weekend I will fix it or buy a new one.