Full disclosure: this is me having a “real” moment.
I enjoy Facebook’s “on this day” feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years.
Not today though.
If only Facebook could filter based on how the reminder would make me feel.
Do I want you to show me cute baby pictures of my kids? Yes.
Remember when you finally graduated college? Yep.
Do you want to relive Christmas day? Of course.
Do you want to see where you told the world that you’re overweight to the point you could be compared to an eggplant? Yep….
I mean NO! Why? Why would I do that?
But I’ve lost a bunch of weight and am now living a healthy lifestyle, right?
You know what Facebook?!?!
No. I don’t have it all together.
I’m at lunch (McDonalds).
I’m dressed in black (slimming color).
…. and I would have added a snack size Mcflurry but like always the machine is down!
I fully intend to get myself straight but it’s not happening today.

Leave a comment