Author: Mellix Life
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A New Level of Disappointment
You open your refrigerator and see the carton of milk only to find 3 drops left at the bottom. Maybe it was your favorite bag of chips with just a few crumbs left. You had a craving. You made your way into the kitchen. The container supposedly holding what will satisfy your craving is there. You…
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Where are you from?
Aaron: “I’m from Charleston.” Isaiah: “I’m from your mom…ooooohhh!!! Wait…I guess I am because I was in mom’s belly.” Aaron: “Well, I’m actually from dust. God made me from the dust on the ground.” Me: “Alright Bishop…”
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Thanks Facebook…you jerk :(
Full disclosure: this is me having a “real” moment. I enjoy Facebook’s “on this day” feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years. Not today though.
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Switching Providers?
While sorting through the last mountain of paperwork on my dining room table I rip up a few things into a trashcan beside me. Aaron: “Are you switching to T-Mobile?” Me: “No. Why?” Aaron: “Well people that do get to make that sound.” (Tearing up higher bills…I’m guessing he’s referring to an advertisement???) Sir…you’re six.…
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Holiday Food Ideas For Kids
Now this is something the kids would love!
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Expensive Napkins
Isaiah: Are they serious? Who would pay 25 cents for a napkin when they have free paper towels? Me: I totally froze with no good explanation. We used our “free paper towels” and I quickly got them out of the bathroom and on to our next adventure. Note to self: think about how to explain…
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Watch “Annoying Orange – Fry-day (Rebecca Black Friday Parody)” on YouTube
Probably my favorite of all our obnoxious songs. Happy Friday!!
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Fun Ways To Learn Math
Me: Isaiah you have a test tomorrow. Do you know how to multiply by 3’s? Isaiah: No. It’s too hard. 1 hour later… Learning can be fun! I think someone’s getting an “A” tomorrow 🙂
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Watch “Morning Song Series- Thursday” on YouTube
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No More Details
Aaron yells out from the bathroom….he’s on the toilet…. Aaron: Mama! Come here! Me: What’s wrong? Aaron: You know those spices that are sometimes on your poop? *** holding in the urge to gag ***
Mellix Life 