Mellix Life

Author: Mellix Life

  • Lifecycle Of A Magnetic Tower

    Stage 1 Older brother builds tower. Mom sends him to go shower and get dressed.

  • Oh No… I’ve Become Malcolm’s Mom!

    Over the last few weeks I’ve introduced the boys to some of the shows I enjoyed watching when I was younger. Thanks to Netflix for a minimal monthly payment we can travel back in time! Saved By The Bell

  • Healthy Volume

    Isaiah: “Our shampoo is just like the kind we saw on the commercial at the movies. Look! It says “Healthy Volume”. Aaron: “Ohhhh…that’s why I was able to hear the movie better this time.”  

  • “Zuru Bunch O Balloons” Review

    Have you ever tried to make water balloons for the kids in the summertime? Realistically how many do you have the patience to create while they are impatiently waiting in their swim trunks? Maybe 25-30? The fun is over in minutes and you have soaking wet kids covered with grass from the front yard. During…

  • Hotdog Baths

    Tonight I had a revelation. My five year old thinks he runs this household. Well, at least when daddy isn’t home. It’s just me and him tonight. I pushed him in a stroller to the grocery store. I listened to him whine and complain through the entire store. I let him scan and bag each…

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    20+ Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Every Parent Can Relate To – http://wp.me/p7bGek-5ua

  • Surviving Saturdays

    To all of the stay at home moms out there…I don’t know how you do it. When I had my second child I crunched the numbers and was elated about the possibility of staying home with my babies. My oldest was three years old at the time. Not too far into my maternity leave I dropped…

  • Off Brand Shopping

     Can we talk about “off brands” for a minute?

  • Watch “Wave My Hands(cover)- Lee Williams” on YouTube

    After a long day…

  • It’s Only Monday…

    Earlier tonight… Aaron (yelling from the living room): “I just got Squirrel Girl’s helicopter on Lego Marvel Super Hero Avengers.” Me: “That’s great buddy.” Thud…silence… Aaron (whispers): “I’m going to clean up this mess.” He walks into my room. Aaron: “I have 3 words. Where is the towel? No, no, no. I have 4 words.…