Category: comedy
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Hey! I know her!
6:50AM – We are standing at the bus stop in a crowd of kids who are running around. Moms are all dressed in their PJ’S with super hot hairstyles called “it’s too early for this”. A white minivan passes the bus stop on its way out of our neighborhood. Suddenly Isaiah starts loudly proclaiming he…
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Robots & Jack Hammers
Conversations with a five year old… Me: I really need to go grocery shopping. Aaron: A robot could do that for you. Me: How much do they charge? Aaron: A billion percent. You don’t even have to plug them in. You don’t have to wait. They charge themselves. It’s inside them already. They are the…
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It’s The Weekend! A Time To Rest or No?
It’s Friday night! I’m off of work and finally get inside our apartment just before 8PM. I ordered pizza already. I lay down my things and sit on the edge of my bed. Breathe…the work week is over. Finally time to relax 🙂 My two boys come rushing in. Mama! Mama! Lots of hugs (smells…
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Brunch & Paper Towels
Today is a teacher work day. This means I have to work double. I’m working from home while looking after my two kids. Ultimately this is an impossible task. “I’m hungry” “Can we play pretend bakery?” “I don’t want to watch Star Wars!” “Can I play on your phone?” Taking a break I drive them…
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An Old Story for TBT
I am the only girl in the house. I have my husband, a 6yr old, and a 3 yr old. My boys can drive me absolutely INSANE but at the same time they make me laugh each and every day. The things my boys say and do are hilarious. The things they make me say…
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Conflict Corner
Driving to the mall this afternoon I was listening to an audio book. The narrator was talking about how boys on the playground can give each other bloody noses and then be best friends again the next day. Isaiah: “Just like conflict corner!” Me: “Conflict what?” Isaiah: “Conflict Corner is a place in my P.E.…
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Hyperbole
Me: “I feel so sick…I think I’m going to die.” Isaiah: “No you’re not. That’s an exaggerated statement. It’s called a hyperbole.” Me: “Get out of my room…”
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Random Things In My Fridge
Here is my refrigerator. The handle is beautifully decorated with a fluffy Christmas blanky. How this appliance has become an extra storage space is something I can’t explain. I’ve previously shared some of the random contents my lovely boys have left behind. In case you missed it here are the links. Cold Little Socks A Gorilla’s…
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How To Tell Who Cooked Breakfast
Eggs….check. Seasoning…check. Cheese…check.
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7 Reasons Why I Blog
My quotes, stories, pics etc. needed a home. Maybe someday it will make me money! I love stats…actually I’m addicted to watching this site grow! I wanted to learn more about website/blog building. I wanted to learn how to manage social media in an effort to drive traffic to my site. I wanted to learn about…
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