Mellix Life

Category: comedy

  • Arts & Crafts Reality

    She cracks me up! This is my life… 

  • I Hate Alarm Clocks!

    January 5, 2016 2:00 AM- I finally shut my eyes to go to sleep. I have 5 hours and 40 minutes before my oldest has to be in his seat at school. The holiday break is over. 4:30 AM- I hear tiny feet and a blanket dragging across my bedroom floor. I barely have the energy to…

  • I’m Not A Photographer

    I got a new camera. Ten days later I am ready to admit…I am NOT a professional photographer. When I opened my Christmas gift with wide eyes of excitement I envisioned myself making money. I had already researched how I could sell my photos online. Let me just tell you…it is hard. Very hard.

  • Glazed Donuts With Rashes

       Saturday Expectation: My one day to accomplish as much as possible. Reality: HAHAHA!! Silly girl…you have children!

  • Breaking Up With A Daycare :(

    My youngest has been in a daycare from the very beginning. Two years ago when we relocated to Charlotte we found the most amazing preschool. I’ve always worked although I did consider staying home after my second child was born. I knew shortly after being on maternity leave it wouldn’t work.

  • Christmas Clues For An Assassin

    My son was in full armor today. Two plastic daggers (back pockets) Plastic golf club AKA sword/ rocket launcher (stuffed down into the front of his jeans) A plastic taser/gun (Right front pocket) A bow (tucked into the back of his shirt) A glow in the dark arrow (Left front pocket) Standing in front of…

  • Shoe Leather Steak Night

    Tonight I tried. I tried to prepare dinner at home for the kids. My husband went to choir rehearsal and I bought some steaks to cook a decent meal. On a normal week night we are rushed and due to a lack of planning we’ll end up driving by a fast food joint for dinner.…

  • Why didn’t you sell that dangerous thing?

    Aaron was supposed to be getting dressed. I heard him digging around near the laundry basket of clean clothes but finding a shirt for school was not on his list of priorities this morning. Aaron: “AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!” (followed by dramatic sobbing…)

  • Jimmy Fallon “Tonight Show Kid Dictionary (Gum)” on YouTube

  • Thanksgiving Fire Alarms

    I took a long lunch break to get Thanksgiving essentials the day before we celebrate. I have walked aggressively in heels for over an hour gathering what we need. I place the last item in my cart when….the fire alarm goes off.