Category: Funny
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Top 10 Reasons My Kids Won’t Let Me Use The Bathroom
Prior to having children I could use the restroom by myself. Seems like a simple thing that many women take for granted. Over the last eight years I have adjusted to the fact that there is no private time as mother. So that being said here’s my top 10 list of reasons my children barged…
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When You Realize It’s Naptime…
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STOP YELLING Challenge winner was…
The winner of the STOP YELLING challenge was…
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Who Will Win The Jackpot?
Who will win the jackpot? For 48 hours beginning at 8:46PM this evening the Mellix family is competing in a “STOP YELLING” challenge.
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Hyperactive Puppies Saving The World
Sometimes I think my oldest is part puppy. I’ve been home for less than 2 hours and I am drained. Just watching him run, skip, and leap around my house makes me incredibly sleepy. In his eyes my couch is one of those boosters on the road in a video game. Those ramps that increase your speed just before you…
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X-Box One Cheat Codes
Inside the Lego Marvel Avengers X-Box game there is information about an online survey you can fill out to unlock cheat codes. I was helping Isaiah fill it out after work today and he had a little trouble with the following question… 6. Did you see any bugs or glitches in the game? Isaiah: “I…
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Lemons Are Delicious!
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When I Grow Up…
Aaron: When I grow up I’m going to have a Lamborghini. Isaiah: Well, Lamborghinis don’t turn well. Aaron: Yeah they do. Isaiah: No. Uncle Zach told me so they don’t turn well.
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