Category: Funny
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Can you stop by the bank?
I was sitting at the kitchen table attempting to update a few things online for my husband’s website. I had a plate sitting next to my laptop with a slice of cheese pizza and cheesy bread on it. Aaron runs/skips/dances/twirls over to me from the living room and says: “Hey mama! Tomorrow can you go…
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Dishwashers & Squirt Guns
My husband and oldest son were loading the dishwasher tonight. Sounds great, right?
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A Gorilla’s Funeral
When you live with children you see weird things. I never thought I would walk into a gorilla’s funeral service but apparently the family arranged for it to take place in my bedroom. I still don’t know the cause of death but I found him here in his guitar shaped coffin after work tonight. The…
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Arts & Crafts Reality
She cracks me up! This is my life…
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I Hate Alarm Clocks!
January 5, 2016 2:00 AM- I finally shut my eyes to go to sleep. I have 5 hours and 40 minutes before my oldest has to be in his seat at school. The holiday break is over. 4:30 AM- I hear tiny feet and a blanket dragging across my bedroom floor. I barely have the energy to…
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I’m Not A Photographer
I got a new camera. Ten days later I am ready to admit…I am NOT a professional photographer. When I opened my Christmas gift with wide eyes of excitement I envisioned myself making money. I had already researched how I could sell my photos online. Let me just tell you…it is hard. Very hard.
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Google Auto Awesome Feature
Google’s Auto Awesome feature is truly AWESOME! It is not a new feature but I just recently found out that in my Google photos there are creations. Some are simple collages but there is a movie maker also.
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Sony Cyber-Shot Camera
My husband bought me a Sony Cyber-Shot DSC-H300 for Christmas! I take a TON of photos on my Samsung Galaxy but recently I have been talking about how wonderful it would be to have a better way to take quality pictures. It’s not often that I am genuinely surprised with a gift. I am one…
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Glazed Donuts With Rashes
Saturday Expectation: My one day to accomplish as much as possible. Reality: HAHAHA!! Silly girl…you have children!
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Breaking Up With A Daycare :(
My youngest has been in a daycare from the very beginning. Two years ago when we relocated to Charlotte we found the most amazing preschool. I’ve always worked although I did consider staying home after my second child was born. I knew shortly after being on maternity leave it wouldn’t work.
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