Category: Funny
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Christmas Clues For An Assassin
My son was in full armor today. Two plastic daggers (back pockets) Plastic golf club AKA sword/ rocket launcher (stuffed down into the front of his jeans) A plastic taser/gun (Right front pocket) A bow (tucked into the back of his shirt) A glow in the dark arrow (Left front pocket) Standing in front of…
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Shoe Leather Steak Night
Tonight I tried. I tried to prepare dinner at home for the kids. My husband went to choir rehearsal and I bought some steaks to cook a decent meal. On a normal week night we are rushed and due to a lack of planning we’ll end up driving by a fast food joint for dinner.…
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Jimmy Fallon “Tonight Show Kid Dictionary (Gum)” on YouTube
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Thanksgiving Fire Alarms
I took a long lunch break to get Thanksgiving essentials the day before we celebrate. I have walked aggressively in heels for over an hour gathering what we need. I place the last item in my cart when….the fire alarm goes off.
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“Golden Corral – cotton candy” on YouTube
https://youtu.be/Qu-nfr0p40s
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Thanksgiving Lunch Pictures
Silly boy 🙂 He had a blast today. He got his own slice of cake and most of mine. Isaiah being silly at the lunch table 🙂 Aaron & daddy! Aaron & mama
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Thanksgiving Lunch
Tomorrow my son’s daycare is having their annual Thanksgiving lunch. Parents are invited to come and enjoy the meal in the classroom. At the dinner table this evening I ask him what they will be serving.
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Soft Chew Diet
No parent wants to get that phone call about their child getting hurt. This afternoon I rushed out of the office when the afterschool daycare director called to say Isaiah fell on the school bus and that he had a cracked tooth.
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Homework, Oh, Homework!
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Shhhh…. naptime!
Aaron fell asleep on the way from the store. I carried him carefully into the house praying he wouldn’t wake up. It was already past time for his nap. I open the door and it is completely dark. Strange… where are the others? I tip toe into the bedroom and slowly lay Aaron on the…
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