Category: humor
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Where are you from?
Aaron: “I’m from Charleston.” Isaiah: “I’m from your mom…ooooohhh!!! Wait…I guess I am because I was in mom’s belly.” Aaron: “Well, I’m actually from dust. God made me from the dust on the ground.” Me: “Alright Bishop…”
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Thanks Facebook…you jerk :(
Full disclosure: this is me having a “real” moment. I enjoy Facebook’s “on this day” feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years. Not today though.
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Switching Providers?
While sorting through the last mountain of paperwork on my dining room table I rip up a few things into a trashcan beside me. Aaron: “Are you switching to T-Mobile?” Me: “No. Why?” Aaron: “Well people that do get to make that sound.” (Tearing up higher bills…I’m guessing he’s referring to an advertisement???) Sir…you’re six.…
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Consistently…A Mess
As a mom of two boys I have to constantly clean if I want my house to be in any kind of order. So basically…it’s a wreck. Super messy people…no exaggeration. The boys’ bathroom is just terrible. There is a piggy bank tipped over beside the bathtub and close to $2.00 in pennies scattered around…
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Meat Department Temptation
Grocery shopping is at the top of my list of things I’d rather not do. I try to avoid going with the boys because it takes longer but their presence certainly makes things more interesting. Tonight as we round the corner of the bakery and move into the meat department section of the store Isaiah’s eyes…
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Fun Story Friday!
True story… #areyouserious #friday #thischangesthings
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Best Clearance Sale in 2016!!!
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How To Choose Your Words
Me: Aaron, What did you have for related arts today at school? Aaron: I don’t know. It’s a long name. Me: What?!? Tell me what you did there and maybe I can figure it out. Aaron: Well…we touched cotton balls and sandpaper.
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Monday Madness
Sitting at my desk I was desperately trying to complete a report that was fairly difficult. I started a new position at work and I’m learning/working so it’s taking me longer to get through assignments. While pulling my hair out on this alone Aaron asked me to fix “Abby”. Abby is a stuffed…well used to be…
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Hey! I know her!
6:50AM – We are standing at the bus stop in a crowd of kids who are running around. Moms are all dressed in their PJ’S with super hot hairstyles called “it’s too early for this”. A white minivan passes the bus stop on its way out of our neighborhood. Suddenly Isaiah starts loudly proclaiming he…
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