Category: humor
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God Is Making More Numbers
Driving home from church this morning I hear my boys in the backseat. Aaron: 98, 99, 100… What comes after a hundred? Me: 101, 102… Aaron: 101, 102, 103…What is the last number? Me: There isn’t a last number. We just say infinity. Numbers go on and on forever. Isaiah: yeah…God is building more numbers.…
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Stylebook Picture layout (fail)
Pinterest photo of how to photograph clothing for My Stylebook app. I have the Android version – MyDressing app. My photography skills need some work… I found it worked much better when I hung the items up on the back of my closet door. Still working on capturing everything. I’m very excited about my new…
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Why can’t you read my mind?
Aaron: “Mama why didn’t you buy me a Magneto toy for Christmas?” Me: “Did you ask for one?” Aaron: “No.” Me: “How was I supposed to know?” Aaron: “I said it in my mind.” Me: … Aaron: “so…can you go get me one?” Silence until he walks away…
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Mom’s “day off”
I didn’t go to work today. In my world that means I didn’t report to my “official” place of employment but replaced those labor hours with things that desperately needed to be done at home. Anyone else take days like these? After I dropped Boogy off at school I stopped by Bojangles and picked up two…
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Dancing with the Mellix boys
http://www.magisto.com/album/video/fjx8QVNaGkk5fD8PYnZLAXo?l=vsm&o=a&c=o
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Can you relate?
The suitcase… The dark hole… The trash can… Husband: Why do you just throw it in there? I can’t ever find anything in here! This is ridiculous! Kids: It’s too heavy mama! Ooohhhh…. skittles!! Me: OMG! I really need to clean this thing out. (Digging for chapstick) ahhhh!!! Great… Raisinets under my finger nails. NASTY!…
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2nd Grade – Science Acronyms
My son is in 2nd grade this year. We have been studying for his upcoming science test and I am a little disappointed with the study guide. Up until this school year he had fun songs or unique ways of remembering the new things he was taught. We came up with some fun examples…
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Time to find the floor!
Leaving work. Picking up the boys. Goal: find the floor!
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“Ubering” evening with Boogman
Unfortunately one of the agents called out sick which means I had to work late tonight. I manage a small call center that is open 24/7 so occasionally I have to rearrange some things personally to cover shifts. My husband had choir rehearsal so he took the youngest and I decided to take the oldest…
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I want a lollipop!
I absolutely love this old video! This mental breakdown was caused by a long line at the hair salon. Mommy was not willing to wait which ruined any chances of a Clipper Doodles lollipop so he was furious.
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