Mellix Life

Category: humor

  • Late Night Mom Humor

  • It’s The Weekend! A Time To Rest or No?

    It’s Friday night! I’m off of work and finally get inside our apartment just before 8PM. I ordered pizza already. I lay down my things and sit on the edge of my bed. Breathe…the work week is over. Finally time to relax 🙂 My two boys come rushing in. Mama! Mama! Lots of hugs (smells…

  • Smell Me

    Aaron: “Smell my armpits. Do they smell 100% good?” Me: “Actually, yes. Why do you smell like your father?” Someone found daddy’s deodorant… lol!

  • Meditation Monday

    At the end of last summer my father was diagnosed with Colon Cancer. (He just finished Chemo treatments and his scan came back clear!) My kids were with my parents most of the summer so when we found out I drove down to Charleston right away. I spent a week there while they removed a…

  • Shared from WordPress

    Adult Binky – http://wp.me/p5oRrb-76N

  • Oh No… I’ve Become Malcolm’s Mom!

    Over the last few weeks I’ve introduced the boys to some of the shows I enjoyed watching when I was younger. Thanks to Netflix for a minimal monthly payment we can travel back in time! Saved By The Bell

  • Healthy Volume

    Isaiah: “Our shampoo is just like the kind we saw on the commercial at the movies. Look! It says “Healthy Volume”. Aaron: “Ohhhh…that’s why I was able to hear the movie better this time.”  

  • Hotdog Baths

    Tonight I had a revelation. My five year old thinks he runs this household. Well, at least when daddy isn’t home. It’s just me and him tonight. I pushed him in a stroller to the grocery store. I listened to him whine and complain through the entire store. I let him scan and bag each…

  • Surviving Saturdays

    To all of the stay at home moms out there…I don’t know how you do it. When I had my second child I crunched the numbers and was elated about the possibility of staying home with my babies. My oldest was three years old at the time. Not too far into my maternity leave I dropped…

  • It’s Only Monday…

    Earlier tonight… Aaron (yelling from the living room): “I just got Squirrel Girl’s helicopter on Lego Marvel Super Hero Avengers.” Me: “That’s great buddy.” Thud…silence… Aaron (whispers): “I’m going to clean up this mess.” He walks into my room. Aaron: “I have 3 words. Where is the towel? No, no, no. I have 4 words.…