Mellix Life

Category: humor

  • Laundry Shame

    Step 1: Go to washer to switch laundry around.   Step 2: Open washer and realize you started the washer, added soap but never put clothes in. Step 3: Walk away in shame.

  • An Old Story for TBT

    I am the only girl in the house. I have my husband, a 6yr old, and a 3 yr old. My boys can drive me absolutely INSANE but at the same time they make me laugh each and every day. The things my boys say and do are hilarious. The things they make me say…

  • Disney Makes Me Cry

    When I became a mother I viewed things much differently. Every male child my son’s age or younger somehow became mine. Well, at least in the movies or on TV. If the character hurt I felt as if it was my own child and it broke my heart.

  • Conflict Corner

    Driving to the mall this afternoon I was listening to an audio book. The narrator was talking about how boys on the playground can give each other bloody noses and then be best friends again the next day. Isaiah: “Just like conflict corner!” Me: “Conflict what?” Isaiah: “Conflict Corner is a place in my P.E.…

  • Hyperbole

    Me: “I feel so sick…I think I’m going to die.” Isaiah: “No you’re not. That’s an exaggerated statement. It’s called a hyperbole.” Me: “Get out of my room…”

  • Random Things In My Fridge

    Here is my refrigerator. The handle is beautifully decorated with a fluffy Christmas blanky. How this appliance has become an extra storage space is something I can’t explain. I’ve previously shared some of the random contents my lovely boys have left behind. In case you missed it here are the links. Cold Little Socks A Gorilla’s…

  • How To Tell Who Cooked Breakfast

    Eggs….check. Seasoning…check. Cheese…check.

  • 7 Reasons Why I Blog

    My quotes, stories, pics etc. needed a home. Maybe someday it will make me money! I love stats…actually I’m addicted to watching this site grow! I wanted to learn more about website/blog building. I wanted to learn how to manage social media in an effort to drive traffic to my site. I wanted to learn about…

  • Sneaky Mom

    I admit it. I snuck it under my sweatshirt so they wouldn’t see. No. I didn’t share. Yes. It was good.

  • I Still Hate Alarm Clocks

    Earlier this year I shared my utter disgust with alarm clocks. If you missed it click here: I Hate Alarm Clocks. I am not a morning person. I have a serious issue with mornings. I’ve tried some new and creative alarms lately that had potential to serve their purpose but ultimately failed. I Can’t Wake…