Category: humor
-
OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(
Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don’t know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me. How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings? Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a…
-
Teleport To The Free Market
He was in a recliner. On one side was a giant stuffed gorilla and a gigantic fluffy dog on the other. He threw them violently to the floor but remained seated. “This is nice. I like that this seat has cookies and lemonade. Now I have to swim. I’ll have to use my swimming suit.” He brought the invisible cookie…
-
14 Places To Hide Dirty Laundry!
I wonder what it’s like to do laundry in a home where all of the dirty clothes are in a designated location. I think it’s called a hamper. Maybe some people are more familiar with the term laundry basket. Here in my family we like to play a little game called “Hide & Go Seek…
-
Daddy Is Better Than You
Anyone have a mama’s boy? What about a daddy’s boy?
-
Batman Infographic
I’ve come to the point in motherhood where my children are interested in things that my brain doesn’t want to comprehend. I get the basic super hero plots. I know who’s who in the Marvel world. Now my oldest is going through a Batman phase. Batman is from DC Comics…not Marvel. I don’t like him.…
-
Top 10 Reasons My Kids Won’t Let Me Use The Bathroom
Prior to having children I could use the restroom by myself. Seems like a simple thing that many women take for granted. Over the last eight years I have adjusted to the fact that there is no private time as mother. So that being said here’s my top 10 list of reasons my children barged…
-
When You Realize It’s Naptime…
-
STOP YELLING Challenge winner was…
The winner of the STOP YELLING challenge was…
-
Who Will Win The Jackpot?
Who will win the jackpot? For 48 hours beginning at 8:46PM this evening the Mellix family is competing in a “STOP YELLING” challenge.
Mellix Life 