Category: parenting
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X-Box One Cheat Codes
Inside the Lego Marvel Avengers X-Box game there is information about an online survey you can fill out to unlock cheat codes. I was helping Isaiah fill it out after work today and he had a little trouble with the following question… 6. Did you see any bugs or glitches in the game? Isaiah: “I…
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Lemons Are Delicious!
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When I Grow Up…
Aaron: When I grow up I’m going to have a Lamborghini. Isaiah: Well, Lamborghinis don’t turn well. Aaron: Yeah they do. Isaiah: No. Uncle Zach told me so they don’t turn well.
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Can you stop by the bank?
I was sitting at the kitchen table attempting to update a few things online for my husband’s website. I had a plate sitting next to my laptop with a slice of cheese pizza and cheesy bread on it. Aaron runs/skips/dances/twirls over to me from the living room and says: “Hey mama! Tomorrow can you go…
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Dishwashers & Squirt Guns
My husband and oldest son were loading the dishwasher tonight. Sounds great, right?
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A Gorilla’s Funeral
When you live with children you see weird things. I never thought I would walk into a gorilla’s funeral service but apparently the family arranged for it to take place in my bedroom. I still don’t know the cause of death but I found him here in his guitar shaped coffin after work tonight. The…
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Arts & Crafts Reality
She cracks me up! This is my life…
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I Hate Alarm Clocks!
January 5, 2016 2:00 AM- I finally shut my eyes to go to sleep. I have 5 hours and 40 minutes before my oldest has to be in his seat at school. The holiday break is over. 4:30 AM- I hear tiny feet and a blanket dragging across my bedroom floor. I barely have the energy to…
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Glazed Donuts With Rashes
Saturday Expectation: My one day to accomplish as much as possible. Reality: HAHAHA!! Silly girl…you have children!
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