Category: relationships

  • Sneaky Mom

    I admit it. I snuck it under my sweatshirt so they wouldn’t see. No. I didn’t share. Yes. It was good.

  • OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(

    OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(

    Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don’t know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me. How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings? Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a…

  • Daddy Is Better Than You

    Anyone have a mama’s boy? What about a daddy’s boy?

  • Top 10 Reasons My Kids Won’t Let Me Use The Bathroom

    Prior to having children I could use the restroom by myself. Seems like a simple thing that many women take for granted. Over the last eight years I have adjusted to the fact that there is no private time as mother. So that being said here’s my top 10 list of reasons my children barged…

  • STOP YELLING Challenge winner was…

    The winner of the STOP YELLING challenge was…

  • Who Will Win The Jackpot?

    Who will win the jackpot? For 48 hours beginning at 8:46PM this evening the Mellix family is competing in a “STOP YELLING” challenge.

  • My Lost Car & Facial Peel

    I’ve misplaced my car keys a million times. Yesterday was the first time I lost my car. Let me begin by admitting my husband offered to walk me to my car. At the time I thought his offer was ridiculous. No thank you sir! I am a grown woman and we are parked at opposite…

  • Hyperactive Puppies Saving The World

    Sometimes I think my oldest is part puppy. I’ve been home for less than 2 hours and I am drained. Just watching him run, skip, and leap around my house makes me incredibly sleepy. In his eyes my couch is one of those boosters on the road in a video game. Those ramps that increase your speed just before you…

  • When I Grow Up…

    Aaron: When I grow up I’m going to have a Lamborghini. Isaiah: Well, Lamborghinis don’t turn well. Aaron: Yeah they do. Isaiah: No. Uncle Zach told me so they don’t turn well.

  • Can you stop by the bank?

    I was sitting at the kitchen table attempting to update a few things online for my husband’s website. I had a plate sitting next to my laptop with a slice of cheese pizza and cheesy bread on it. Aaron runs/skips/dances/twirls over to me from the living room and says: “Hey mama! Tomorrow can you go…