Tag: blogging
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I Still Hate Alarm Clocks
Earlier this year I shared my utter disgust with alarm clocks. If you missed it click here: I Hate Alarm Clocks. I am not a morning person. I have a serious issue with mornings. I’ve tried some new and creative alarms lately that had potential to serve their purpose but ultimately failed. I Can’t Wake…
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OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(
Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don’t know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me. How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings? Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a…
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Teleport To The Free Market
He was in a recliner. On one side was a giant stuffed gorilla and a gigantic fluffy dog on the other. He threw them violently to the floor but remained seated. “This is nice. I like that this seat has cookies and lemonade. Now I have to swim. I’ll have to use my swimming suit.” He brought the invisible cookie…
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Daddy Is Better Than You
Anyone have a mama’s boy? What about a daddy’s boy?
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Batman Infographic
I’ve come to the point in motherhood where my children are interested in things that my brain doesn’t want to comprehend. I get the basic super hero plots. I know who’s who in the Marvel world. Now my oldest is going through a Batman phase. Batman is from DC Comics…not Marvel. I don’t like him.…
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Meet and Greet Weekend @ Dream Big: 2/26/16
Check this out! Great opportunity to share your blog and discover new bloggers out there. It’s the Meet and Greet weekend at Dream Big!! I cannot believe it is almost March, but as we all know time keeps marching on…pun intended! lol Ok so here are the rules: Leave … Source: Meet and Greet Weekend @…
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Hyperactive Puppies Saving The World
Sometimes I think my oldest is part puppy. I’ve been home for less than 2 hours and I am drained. Just watching him run, skip, and leap around my house makes me incredibly sleepy. In his eyes my couch is one of those boosters on the road in a video game. Those ramps that increase your speed just before you…
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Can you relate?
The suitcase… The dark hole… The trash can… Husband: Why do you just throw it in there? I can’t ever find anything in here! This is ridiculous! Kids: It’s too heavy mama! Ooohhhh…. skittles!! Me: OMG! I really need to clean this thing out. (Digging for chapstick) ahhhh!!! Great… Raisinets under my finger nails. NASTY!…
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Can you wipe my butt please?
I’m trying to scrape something together for dinner. I have a headache. It’s Monday. My 4 year old calls out from the potty… Aaron: Mama! Do we have an emergency room? Me: Where? Aaron: In our house? Me: No. The emergency room is at the hospital. Aaron: What if I hurt too bad? Me: We’ll…
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