Tag: children

  • When I Grow Up…

    Aaron: When I grow up I’m going to have a Lamborghini. Isaiah: Well, Lamborghinis don’t turn well. Aaron: Yeah they do. Isaiah: No. Uncle Zach told me so they don’t turn well.

  • Can you stop by the bank?

    I was sitting at the kitchen table attempting to update a few things online for my husband’s website. I had a plate sitting next to my laptop with a slice of cheese pizza and cheesy bread on it. Aaron runs/skips/dances/twirls over to me from the living room and says: “Hey mama! Tomorrow can you go…

  • Dishwashers & Squirt Guns

    My husband and oldest son were loading the dishwasher tonight. Sounds great, right?

  • Arts & Crafts Reality

    She cracks me up! This is my life… 

  • I Hate Alarm Clocks!

    January 5, 2016 2:00 AM- I finally shut my eyes to go to sleep. I have 5 hours and 40 minutes before my oldest has to be in his seat at school. The holiday break is over. 4:30 AM- I hear tiny feet and a blanket dragging across my bedroom floor. I barely have the energy to…

  • Google Auto Awesome Feature

    Google’s Auto Awesome feature is truly AWESOME! It is not a new feature but I just recently found out that in my Google photos there are creations. Some are simple collages but there is a movie maker also.

  • Homework, Oh, Homework!

  • Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…

    Me: “Aaron why didn’t you eat your dinner?” Aaron: “I don’t eat corn dogs with cracks in them.” Me: “You owe me $1.49.” “Corndog crack”, noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.

  • How God Speaks To Me

    I was driving home from the grocery store the other night with Aaron in the back seat. An old Boys II Men song popped in my head so I randomly belted out…

  • How to raise a teenager…hold on sir…you are only eight!

    The last week or so has been interesting. My oldest turned eight years old. He no longer has the adorable infant, toddler, or even preschool character traits. He is growing up into a handsome young man. Awkwardly handsome as his teeth have been falling out left and right…but a good lookin’ kid. I remember when…