Tag: cute
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Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…
Me: “Aaron why didn’t you eat your dinner?” Aaron: “I don’t eat corn dogs with cracks in them.” Me: “You owe me $1.49.” “Corndog crack”, noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.
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My Big Thumb Toe
I was sitting down on my dining room floor surrounded by mountains of dirty clothes. I mustered up the energy to drag it all out of the laundry room in an effort to sort by category like normal moms. The outer layer of my cage was an assortment of baskets. The laundry needed to be done and I was not motivated. Me:…
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Dancing with the Mellix boys
http://www.magisto.com/album/video/fjx8QVNaGkk5fD8PYnZLAXo?l=vsm&o=a&c=o
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Can you wipe my butt please?
I’m trying to scrape something together for dinner. I have a headache. It’s Monday. My 4 year old calls out from the potty… Aaron: Mama! Do we have an emergency room? Me: Where? Aaron: In our house? Me: No. The emergency room is at the hospital. Aaron: What if I hurt too bad? Me: We’ll…
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