Tag: excuses
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Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…
Me: “Aaron why didn’t you eat your dinner?” Aaron: “I don’t eat corn dogs with cracks in them.” Me: “You owe me $1.49.” “Corndog crack”, noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.
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Top 10 reasons my kids won’t go to sleep
Tonight was our mid-week Bible study so we get home pretty late. Isaiah was already drooling shortly after the lesson began and stumbled on to bed when we got home.
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