Tag: family
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“How To Make DNA”
Step 1: Freeze a small cup of water. Step 2: Allow frozen water to melt slightly. Step 3: Add the following ingredients…5 bay leaves, salt, pepper, cinnamon, & a small drop of dish soap. Step 4: Freeze again. DNA is complete!
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Basketball History
Aaron: “oohhhh!! I’m Steph Curry…he shoots he scores…” Super hero toys fly through the air into large plastic bins on the floor. The boys are hard at work cleaning their room…finally. Isaiah: “Here comes Thomas Jefferson…OOOOOO…he hits a 3-pointer!”
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How To Make A Bagel (7 easy steps)
Cut bagel in half. Put bagel in toaster for 1-2 minutes. (lightly toast it…be careful not to burn!) Get cream cheese out of the fridge. Stare in utter disappointment at the empty container. Rejoice because you’ve lived with these two boys & handsome man of your dreams for so long you’re prepared for moments like…
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Get Your Hands Involved!
I’ve had it! Seriously, this is just ridiculous. I don’t understand how hard it is to pee in the toilet. I mean the hole is HUGE! Just aim for the water…At this point can we just get it on the seat? Why & how are we at the point where it smells like a gas…
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Don’t Mess With My 5 Year Old…
The other day I was cleaning up the kitchen while the boys ran back and forth through the apartment playing some sort of war game. I noticed a large bruise on Isaiah’s arm and asked how he got it. Isaiah: “Aaron bit me yesterday when we were climbing down the mountain.” (They went hiking with…
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Throwback Thursday – Random Cheese
Throwback Thursday is still a thing, right? Well…either way here’s an old one for you. Random Cheese What’s on the floor at your house? Wait…am I the only one with a mess? 🙂
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How To Be A Supportive Mom
Eli Apple is the 1st round draft pick this year for the NY Giants. He is a grown man whose mother drops him off for his first day and I’m dying laughing at this video she made. This is me ya’ll!
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Timeout At the Pool
Arrive at pool. Receive verbal warning. Disregard warning. Break rule.
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Summer Reading Program
This summer my boys are participating in our library’s reading program. We got our library cards this week and already started collecting stickers!
