Tag: funny
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I’m Not A Photographer
I got a new camera. Ten days later I am ready to admit…I am NOT a professional photographer. When I opened my Christmas gift with wide eyes of excitement I envisioned myself making money. I had already researched how I could sell my photos online. Let me just tell you…it is hard. Very hard.
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Google Auto Awesome Feature
Google’s Auto Awesome feature is truly AWESOME! It is not a new feature but I just recently found out that in my Google photos there are creations. Some are simple collages but there is a movie maker also.
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Mary, Did You Know?
Aaron singing “Mary, Did You Know?” this morning during the Sunday School Christmas Program.
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Christmas Clues For An Assassin
My son was in full armor today. Two plastic daggers (back pockets) Plastic golf club AKA sword/ rocket launcher (stuffed down into the front of his jeans) A plastic taser/gun (Right front pocket) A bow (tucked into the back of his shirt) A glow in the dark arrow (Left front pocket) Standing in front of…
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Why didn’t you sell that dangerous thing?
Aaron was supposed to be getting dressed. I heard him digging around near the laundry basket of clean clothes but finding a shirt for school was not on his list of priorities this morning. Aaron: “AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!” (followed by dramatic sobbing…)
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Jimmy Fallon “Tonight Show Kid Dictionary (Gum)” on YouTube
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“Golden Corral – cotton candy” on YouTube
https://youtu.be/Qu-nfr0p40s
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Thanksgiving Lunch
Tomorrow my son’s daycare is having their annual Thanksgiving lunch. Parents are invited to come and enjoy the meal in the classroom. At the dinner table this evening I ask him what they will be serving.
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Homework, Oh, Homework!
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Shhhh…. naptime!
Aaron fell asleep on the way from the store. I carried him carefully into the house praying he wouldn’t wake up. It was already past time for his nap. I open the door and it is completely dark. Strange… where are the others? I tip toe into the bedroom and slowly lay Aaron on the…
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