Mellix Life

Tag: funny

  • Old Videos… cleaning out my old iphone! Fun projects :)

  • Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…

    Me: “Aaron why didn’t you eat your dinner?” Aaron: “I don’t eat corn dogs with cracks in them.” Me: “You owe me $1.49.” “Corndog crack”, noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.

  • How God Speaks To Me

    I was driving home from the grocery store the other night with Aaron in the back seat. An old Boys II Men song popped in my head so I randomly belted out…

  • How to raise a teenager…hold on sir…you are only eight!

    The last week or so has been interesting. My oldest turned eight years old. He no longer has the adorable infant, toddler, or even preschool character traits. He is growing up into a handsome young man. Awkwardly handsome as his teeth have been falling out left and right…but a good lookin’ kid. I remember when…

  • My Big Thumb Toe

    I was sitting down on my dining room floor surrounded by mountains of dirty clothes. I mustered up the energy to drag it all out of the laundry room in an effort to sort by category like normal moms. The outer layer of my cage was an assortment of baskets. The laundry needed to be done and I was not motivated. Me:…

  • How Not to Write Gospel Piano Chords

    Last night my husband asked me to take down notes for a song he’s learning on the piano. He plays by ear. He listened to “Healing” by Richard Smallwood on YouTube and called out the notes for each part. After church he went to find my notes so he could practice.

  • How to tell your child needs more structure

    I was sitting just a few rows back from the front in church this evening.

  • Let’s catch up…

    Let’s catch up…

    Tuesday’s Theme Song “Pep, Pep, Pep it up! It’s Tuuueeessssdaaaayyyyy!”

  • Cold Little Socks

    Cold Little Socks

    Never assume things in the Mellix home are in the correct place. It is safer to begin with where did I last see them. After working more on my closet organization (still not done but it’s going well) I walk into the kitchen for a drink. Upon opening the refrigerator I find a pair of…

  • You Gots That Kinda Money?!?!?

    Drive-thru speaker: “ok ma’am your total is $14.34. (yelling out from the back seat) Isaiah: “You gots that kind of money?” Too early for me to even attempt to reply… I pull up to the first window and hand the cashier my debit card. (Whispering to his little brother in the back) Isaiah: “If she…