Tag: funny
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I don’t want to brush my teeth!
I don’t want to brush my teeth! He decided to come out when he realized the bathroom sink doesn’t stop by Dunkin Donuts on the way to school. Fresh breath and super late. It’s Friday.
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Random Cheese
Around my house you will always find evidence of the children. You can pretty much trace their steps. Dirty Ninjago underwear, empty goldfish bags and deadly sharp toys galore. It’s the weird stuff that I find that really trips me out. The other day I walked into their bedroom to find Batman was being held…
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God Is Making More Numbers
Driving home from church this morning I hear my boys in the backseat. Aaron: 98, 99, 100… What comes after a hundred? Me: 101, 102… Aaron: 101, 102, 103…What is the last number? Me: There isn’t a last number. We just say infinity. Numbers go on and on forever. Isaiah: yeah…God is building more numbers.…
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Why can’t you read my mind?
Aaron: “Mama why didn’t you buy me a Magneto toy for Christmas?” Me: “Did you ask for one?” Aaron: “No.” Me: “How was I supposed to know?” Aaron: “I said it in my mind.” Me: … Aaron: “so…can you go get me one?” Silence until he walks away…
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Dancing with the Mellix boys
http://www.magisto.com/album/video/fjx8QVNaGkk5fD8PYnZLAXo?l=vsm&o=a&c=o
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2nd Grade – Science Acronyms
My son is in 2nd grade this year. We have been studying for his upcoming science test and I am a little disappointed with the study guide. Up until this school year he had fun songs or unique ways of remembering the new things he was taught. We came up with some fun examples…
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Time to find the floor!
Leaving work. Picking up the boys. Goal: find the floor!
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“Ubering” evening with Boogman
Unfortunately one of the agents called out sick which means I had to work late tonight. I manage a small call center that is open 24/7 so occasionally I have to rearrange some things personally to cover shifts. My husband had choir rehearsal so he took the youngest and I decided to take the oldest…
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I want a lollipop!
I absolutely love this old video! This mental breakdown was caused by a long line at the hair salon. Mommy was not willing to wait which ruined any chances of a Clipper Doodles lollipop so he was furious.
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Can you wipe my butt please?
I’m trying to scrape something together for dinner. I have a headache. It’s Monday. My 4 year old calls out from the potty… Aaron: Mama! Do we have an emergency room? Me: Where? Aaron: In our house? Me: No. The emergency room is at the hospital. Aaron: What if I hurt too bad? Me: We’ll…
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