Tag: humor
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Thanks Facebook…you jerk :(
Full disclosure: this is me having a “real” moment. I enjoy Facebook’s “on this day” feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years. Not today though.
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Expensive Napkins
Isaiah: Are they serious? Who would pay 25 cents for a napkin when they have free paper towels? Me: I totally froze with no good explanation. We used our “free paper towels” and I quickly got them out of the bathroom and on to our next adventure. Note to self: think about how to explain…
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Watch “Annoying Orange – Fry-day (Rebecca Black Friday Parody)” on YouTube
Probably my favorite of all our obnoxious songs. Happy Friday!!
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No More Details
Aaron yells out from the bathroom….he’s on the toilet…. Aaron: Mama! Come here! Me: What’s wrong? Aaron: You know those spices that are sometimes on your poop? *** holding in the urge to gag ***
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Morning Song series ‘Wednesday’
I apologize in advance. Yes…this is the song we sing every Wednesday on the way to school. Yes…I randomly hear this stupid song in my head while I’m at work. Brain cells lost every.single.time. In closing…I apologize 🙂
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Meat Department Temptation
Grocery shopping is at the top of my list of things I’d rather not do. I try to avoid going with the boys because it takes longer but their presence certainly makes things more interesting. Tonight as we round the corner of the bakery and move into the meat department section of the store Isaiah’s eyes…
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Fun Story Friday!
True story… #areyouserious #friday #thischangesthings
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Operation Delay Bedtime
It’s Monday night. Let the excuses begin… http://pin.it/GvhOaFK
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How to start a Thursday evening…
Thursday Evening… 6:16 Left work. Daycare closes at 6:30….speeding…speeding… 6:29 Sprint into daycare. Manager says the boys are still in the afterschool clubhouse. Sprint outside and barge into the clubhouse. 6:31 Every employee that works for the daycare is sitting down waiting for their staff meeting to begin. 6:32 Aaron is throwing a temper tantrum…
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Monday Madness
Sitting at my desk I was desperately trying to complete a report that was fairly difficult. I started a new position at work and I’m learning/working so it’s taking me longer to get through assignments. While pulling my hair out on this alone Aaron asked me to fix “Abby”. Abby is a stuffed…well used to be…
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