Mellix Life

Tag: humor

  • Shared from WordPress

    20+ Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Every Parent Can Relate To – http://wp.me/p7bGek-5ua

  • Surviving Saturdays

    To all of the stay at home moms out there…I don’t know how you do it. When I had my second child I crunched the numbers and was elated about the possibility of staying home with my babies. My oldest was three years old at the time. Not too far into my maternity leave I dropped…

  • Off Brand Shopping

     Can we talk about “off brands” for a minute?

  • It’s Only Monday…

    Earlier tonight… Aaron (yelling from the living room): “I just got Squirrel Girl’s helicopter on Lego Marvel Super Hero Avengers.” Me: “That’s great buddy.” Thud…silence… Aaron (whispers): “I’m going to clean up this mess.” He walks into my room. Aaron: “I have 3 words. Where is the towel? No, no, no. I have 4 words.…

  • Laundry Shame

    Step 1: Go to washer to switch laundry around.   Step 2: Open washer and realize you started the washer, added soap but never put clothes in. Step 3: Walk away in shame.

  • Brunch & Paper Towels

    Today is a teacher work day. This means I have to work double. I’m working from home while looking after my two kids. Ultimately this is an impossible task. “I’m hungry” “Can we play pretend bakery?” “I don’t want to watch Star Wars!” “Can I play on your phone?” Taking a break I drive them…

  • An Old Story for TBT

    I am the only girl in the house. I have my husband, a 6yr old, and a 3 yr old. My boys can drive me absolutely INSANE but at the same time they make me laugh each and every day. The things my boys say and do are hilarious. The things they make me say…

  • Conflict Corner

    Driving to the mall this afternoon I was listening to an audio book. The narrator was talking about how boys on the playground can give each other bloody noses and then be best friends again the next day. Isaiah: “Just like conflict corner!” Me: “Conflict what?” Isaiah: “Conflict Corner is a place in my P.E.…

  • Random Things In My Fridge

    Here is my refrigerator. The handle is beautifully decorated with a fluffy Christmas blanky. How this appliance has become an extra storage space is something I can’t explain. I’ve previously shared some of the random contents my lovely boys have left behind. In case you missed it here are the links. Cold Little Socks A Gorilla’s…

  • How To Tell Who Cooked Breakfast

    Eggs….check. Seasoning…check. Cheese…check.