Tag: life
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A New Level of Disappointment
You open your refrigerator and see the carton of milk only to find 3 drops left at the bottom. Maybe it was your favorite bag of chips with just a few crumbs left. You had a craving. You made your way into the kitchen. The container supposedly holding what will satisfy your craving is there. You…
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Where are you from?
Aaron: “I’m from Charleston.” Isaiah: “I’m from your mom…ooooohhh!!! Wait…I guess I am because I was in mom’s belly.” Aaron: “Well, I’m actually from dust. God made me from the dust on the ground.” Me: “Alright Bishop…”
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Thanks Facebook…you jerk :(
Full disclosure: this is me having a “real” moment. I enjoy Facebook’s “on this day” feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years. Not today though.
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Switching Providers?
While sorting through the last mountain of paperwork on my dining room table I rip up a few things into a trashcan beside me. Aaron: “Are you switching to T-Mobile?” Me: “No. Why?” Aaron: “Well people that do get to make that sound.” (Tearing up higher bills…I’m guessing he’s referring to an advertisement???) Sir…you’re six.…
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Expensive Napkins
Isaiah: Are they serious? Who would pay 25 cents for a napkin when they have free paper towels? Me: I totally froze with no good explanation. We used our “free paper towels” and I quickly got them out of the bathroom and on to our next adventure. Note to self: think about how to explain…
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Watch “Annoying Orange – Fry-day (Rebecca Black Friday Parody)” on YouTube
Probably my favorite of all our obnoxious songs. Happy Friday!!
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Fun Ways To Learn Math
Me: Isaiah you have a test tomorrow. Do you know how to multiply by 3’s? Isaiah: No. It’s too hard. 1 hour later… Learning can be fun! I think someone’s getting an “A” tomorrow 🙂
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No More Details
Aaron yells out from the bathroom….he’s on the toilet…. Aaron: Mama! Come here! Me: What’s wrong? Aaron: You know those spices that are sometimes on your poop? *** holding in the urge to gag ***
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Morning Song series ‘Wednesday’
I apologize in advance. Yes…this is the song we sing every Wednesday on the way to school. Yes…I randomly hear this stupid song in my head while I’m at work. Brain cells lost every.single.time. In closing…I apologize 🙂
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Watch “Pep It Up…It’s Tuesday!” on YouTube
Here it is…..our Tuesday song. Enjoy!
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