Tag: life

  • Robots & Jack Hammers

    Robots & Jack Hammers

    Conversations with a five year old… Me: I really need to go grocery shopping. Aaron: A robot could do that for you. Me: How much do they charge? Aaron: A billion percent. You don’t even have to plug them in. You don’t have to wait. They charge themselves. It’s inside them already. They are the…

  • Back To School Tirade!

    Back To School Tirade!

    That time of year is here yet again. Back to school, folks! No more children in the house destroying property and eating all of the groceries. I figured it would be best to focus on the positive before diving in to my more frustrating thoughts on the upcoming “first day”.

  • “How To Make DNA”

    “How To Make DNA”

    Step 1: Freeze a small cup of water. Step 2: Allow frozen water to melt slightly. Step 3: Add the following ingredients…5 bay leaves, salt, pepper, cinnamon, & a small drop of dish soap.  Step 4: Freeze again. DNA is complete! 

  • What Does Your Road Trip Sound Like?

    What Does Your Road Trip Sound Like?

    The Mellix family was on the road this weekend. We took a short road trip (2 hours) to Darlington, SC where my husband sang at a youth service. We had an incredible time and met some fantastic people. I enjoyed spending some time away from the house with my family. Our road trips are a…

  • Basketball History

    Basketball History

    Aaron: “oohhhh!! I’m Steph Curry…he shoots he scores…” Super hero toys fly through the air into large plastic bins on the floor. The boys are hard at work cleaning their room…finally. Isaiah: “Here comes Thomas Jefferson…OOOOOO…he hits a 3-pointer!”

  • How To Make A Bagel (7 easy steps)

    How To Make A Bagel (7 easy steps)

    Cut bagel in half. Put bagel in toaster for 1-2 minutes. (lightly toast it…be careful not to burn!) Get cream cheese out of the fridge. Stare in utter disappointment at the empty container. Rejoice because you’ve lived with these two boys & handsome man of your dreams for so long you’re prepared for moments like…

  • Get Your Hands Involved!

    Get Your Hands Involved!

    I’ve had it! Seriously, this is just ridiculous. I don’t understand how hard it is to pee in the toilet. I mean the hole is HUGE! Just aim for the water…At this point can we just get it on the seat? Why & how are we at the point where it smells like a gas…

  • Don’t Mess With My 5 Year Old…

    Don’t Mess With My 5 Year Old…

    The other day I was cleaning up the kitchen while the boys ran back and forth through the apartment playing some sort of war game. I noticed a large bruise on Isaiah’s arm and asked how he got it. Isaiah: “Aaron bit me yesterday when we were climbing down the mountain.” (They went hiking with…

  • How To Communicate With Your Spouse

    How To Communicate With Your Spouse

    It is easy to find books on improving communication within a marriage. I’ve read a TON of books on becoming a better wife, better mom, etc. but it wasn’t until a friend let me borrow this book that I made some serious progress.

  • Reblog: Cleaning Tip – Window Blinds 

    Don’t buy some crazy contraption, just grab these few things from your kitchen and linen closet! Click HERE for the instructions via Cleaning Window Blinds Trick — Do It And How