Tag: motherhood

  • When I Grow Up…

    Aaron: When I grow up I’m going to have a Lamborghini. Isaiah: Well, Lamborghinis don’t turn well. Aaron: Yeah they do. Isaiah: No. Uncle Zach told me so they don’t turn well.

  • Can you stop by the bank?

    I was sitting at the kitchen table attempting to update a few things online for my husband’s website. I had a plate sitting next to my laptop with a slice of cheese pizza and cheesy bread on it. Aaron runs/skips/dances/twirls over to me from the living room and says: “Hey mama! Tomorrow can you go…

  • Dishwashers & Squirt Guns

    My husband and oldest son were loading the dishwasher tonight. Sounds great, right?

  • An Honest Moment…

    I want to talk about some things that have nothing to do with the kids. My personal junk.

  • A Gorilla’s Funeral

    A Gorilla’s Funeral

    When you live with children you see weird things. I never thought I would walk into a gorilla’s funeral service but apparently the family arranged for it to take place in my bedroom. I still don’t know the cause of death but I found him here in his guitar shaped coffin after work tonight. The…

  • Arts & Crafts Reality

    She cracks me up! This is my life… 

  • I Hate Alarm Clocks!

    January 5, 2016 2:00 AM- I finally shut my eyes to go to sleep. I have 5 hours and 40 minutes before my oldest has to be in his seat at school. The holiday break is over. 4:30 AM- I hear tiny feet and a blanket dragging across my bedroom floor. I barely have the energy to…

  • Google Auto Awesome Feature

    Google’s Auto Awesome feature is truly AWESOME! It is not a new feature but I just recently found out that in my Google photos there are creations. Some are simple collages but there is a movie maker also.

  • Christmas Clues For An Assassin

    My son was in full armor today. Two plastic daggers (back pockets) Plastic golf club AKA sword/ rocket launcher (stuffed down into the front of his jeans) A plastic taser/gun (Right front pocket) A bow (tucked into the back of his shirt) A glow in the dark arrow (Left front pocket) Standing in front of…

  • “Golden Corral – cotton candy” on YouTube

    https://youtu.be/Qu-nfr0p40s