Tag: toys
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A Gorilla’s Funeral
When you live with children you see weird things. I never thought I would walk into a gorilla’s funeral service but apparently the family arranged for it to take place in my bedroom. I still don’t know the cause of death but I found him here in his guitar shaped coffin after work tonight. The…
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Random Cheese
Around my house you will always find evidence of the children. You can pretty much trace their steps. Dirty Ninjago underwear, empty goldfish bags and deadly sharp toys galore. It’s the weird stuff that I find that really trips me out. The other day I walked into their bedroom to find Batman was being held…