Robots & Jack Hammers

Conversations with a five year old…

Me: I really need to go grocery shopping.

Aaron: A robot could do that for you.

Me: How much do they charge?

Aaron: A billion percent. You don’t even have to plug them in. You don’t have to wait. They charge themselves. It’s inside them already. They are the best robots ever.

Me: No, how much would they charge me to go get my groceries?

Aaron: Nothing. They are yours.

Me: How do I get one?

Aaron: I can build you one. I just need a lab. You’ll have to help me because I’ll need at least $300.

Me: Oh really…what kind of supplies do you need?

Aaron: First…a jack hammer!

Me: What?!?!?!? Why?

Aaron: I’m going to have to take my room out so I have enough room for my lab.

Me: I don’t know if this is going to work….

Aaron: I also need an air brush and a hammer. That’s all I will need for today. How much will that cost? I hope it’s less than $500 or this is impossible.

Me: Let me get you a quote and we’ll go from there.

Aaron: Ok.